Blargh

I know I should post something new, so here I go, Posting something new (and completely boring)

So it's raining here. I like the rain, it's pretty awesome.

Tomorrow is the First of October, which is pretty cool.

And this is me for pretty much the past few weeks.


Yeah, fun fun fun times!

-_-;;

Absence of Mind

Yeah so like... My other computer COMPLETELY KICKED THE BUCKET last Wednesday and I finally just now got the nerve to post about it. It sucks really really really really really bad. I can't hardly type at all on the laptop because, although I managed to get it up and running, I can't move it because I got the charger plugged in -just so- and if I carry it somewhere else or put it where I can get to it easier it'll stop charging and the battery only lasts half an hour.

So thus I am trying to maybe find a guest writer for this thing until I get my real computer up and running. Of course you who read this are all imaginary people, and at this point I am performing opera to an empty theatre.

Bah! TECHNOLOGY!!!

A letter to my laptop

Dear Gerald the Laptop:

Regarding your decision to stop charging; I just want to know why. You've been more or less faithful to me for two years of your four year life. I rescued you when you were about to get thrown out of your first home: the Store. They didn't want you anymore because you were an OLD floor model, and they were trying to sell little old you off with a $99 gift card. I loved you and took you home.
You helped me in my time of need to write my 23 page high school graduation paper. I respect you for that, and it was one of the best things you could have done for me. You carry my huge supply of music inside of you like an elephant carrying a baby for forever and a half.
You were doubtful of my relationship with that moron, but you still helped me communicate with that sick excuse of a person up until the end of that relationship. You even survived a fall out of a two story window into the bushes below during my ill thought out escape plan from my parent's house to his house. Brainwashing will do that to a person.
So why is it this year all you have done is quit working? Why this year? Is it because you think your job is done? It's not. Breathe, you! Look around you! You have a duty to fulfill. YOU NEED TO GET ME THROUGH COLLEGE. I don't have a job. All I have left to work on is this computer, which I bought with money I earned over a year ago. I need mobility, Gerald. I need you to stop this silly not charging business and LIVE.
I miss you.

Yours truly,
E. N.

Voice Recognition Episode 1, revenge of the crab

Hi, It's me again. I'm going to type up a post for this blog and then i am going to read it aloud into the Microsoft speech recognization software. The garbled message will show up below.

"But I it's me again I'm going to tie the proposed for the blob and then I'm going to read it aloud enter the mark grace of speech recognition software that garbled message will show up below."

I should actually write up quality content that is well thought out, but this is much more fun!

"I should actually ride of quality content that is well thought out but this is much more fun!"

That one wasn't quite so bad. Dandelions are daft and dainty.

"That one wasn't quite so bad. Then the lines are daft and dainty."

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza.

"Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza"

Crap, it's actually learning. What do I do?

"Crab it's actually learning. what do I do?"

(saying crap repeadtedly)

"Grant crab crab crab cracked crab grass grow"

Fine. I give up. I'm going to post crabs.

"Fine. I'd give up. I'm going to post crabs."